the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
deep thoughts from an anus
but like. nah bc relationships aren’t epitomized by marriage people don’t need to be in a marriage to stay together forever
Yas… I love ugly models who needs symmetry who needs angles I just wish we celebrated mediocrity across all races. And not expect every black model to look like Naomi while rodent ass white girls are on every runway and cover ever magazine
I do not want characters that are written to teach straight people that we are “good people” because the logical extension is to blame queer characters (and queer people) for not being good enough.—
Sarah Stumpf at bisexual-books.tumblr.com
or Miss Robichaux’s Academy
do you ever play cards against humanity and there’s that moment where the perfect card for the hand is in your hand and you just go “my time has come” and lay it down with such grace
and then you don’t get the point
Fact: Bisexuals are horny all the time. This is due to their wider pool of potential mates, and their need to protect themselves from aforementioned mates. The horns bisexuals are adorned with are often brightly coloured. While bisexuals are horny, they only use their horns to attack when provoked. Horns may or may not be accompanied with the ability to breath fire.
LITERALLY MY FAVORITEThis is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.
when someone you don’t like tries to come in for a hug